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  Squirrel in my Bedroom

  by OUTLAW in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  good morning jwd!..as many of you know i live in the wilderness.this morning i woke up to scatching on my window..odd i thought,what is that?..just then a squirrel comes diving through my partially open window..i did what any fearless mountain man would do.i hid my nuts..lol!

  !..i tried to catch the little varmint with a fish tank net.that didn`t work,he`s just too fast..so i brought one of the huskeys in the house.took him about 5 minutes to figure out why he was in my bedroom.dogs are never allowed in my bedroom.he finaly spots the squirrel grabs it and took it outside..he got a nice treat for that..whats next?..a deer in the dining room..a bear in the bathroom?...outlaw

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  Gots a squirl in ma bedroom
  and he make me sick
  Because dat squirl in ma bedroom
  hebee mighty QUIK
  He run aroun all ma garbage
  an he just a blur
  I need some help in ma bedroom
  so ah call mah CUR!
  
  I say "Kamere lil doggie,
  give dat squirl a BITE!"
  I say "Kamere lil doggie,
  giv dat squirl a FITE!"
  I say "Kamere lil doggie,
  do the FIDO FETCH!"
  I say "Kamere lil doggie,
  kill that squirrly WRETCH!"
  
  So mah Fido and da squirl
  day start runnin roun
  I see mah Fido an da squirl
  tearin UP the ground
  Anda squirl knockin ovah
  alla mah fine shit
  So ah sez to mah doggie
  "Dis some funky SHIT!"
  
  So I loaded up my 12 guage
  and I took a shot
  At dah squirl anna doggie
  messin UP mah squat
  Shot a hole in da wall
  and da ceiling too
  
  Now I gots me a skylight
  to see the stars through!
  
  Still ma doggie anna squirl
  they be flyin fast
  Roun and roun in mah bedroom
  Till my patiences past
  But the squirls inna corner
  and the rodents trapped
  So mah doggie and me
  we both lep at dat

  But dah squirl Heebie Quik
  an he leap so high
  Leapin OVAH ah heads
  up into da sky
  An Jehovah come down
  Lookin all aflame
  "Don't be tryin dis crap
  wif my squirl again!"
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  Proof there is no God...

  by zeroday in

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  http://www.400monkeys.com/god/

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  Internet Service Provided By The Society

  by BlackPearl in

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  there's been speculation about how the society could make wt cd's with "site monitoring" software on them, how about internet service provided by the society?

  this way you'd feel like you have the freedom to surf the net but all the "bad" stuff would be blocked out.

  they'd have total control over what the surfer sees.

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  Now when the WTS grabs your idea and runs with it you can sue them for stealing your idea.
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  Special Assembly 2-Day 2,000 delegates and TWO baptisms!

  by MinisterAmos in

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  2. friends

  just got back from the special one day assembly and had to share this important info.

  only two baptisms today; two girls about 15-16 out of 2,000 attendees.. i stumbled more than two with my anti-witnessing.

  i posted un expose material in the bathrooms along with pre and post nov 1995 1914 generation belief.. incidentally, attendance was down almost 25% over last year as well.

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  One of the funny things I saw was that they had built sign frames out of PVC and blocked off ten or so spots in front of the entrance with "No Parking" signs. The kids and I moved them to random locations in the lot in front of brother's cars and moved the RV to park parallel in the choice spot.

  LMFAO!!! I love gags like this!! Thanks for the laughs.
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  Are they preaching the wrong news ??

  by Ade in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i found this verse very interesting see what you think.

  jesus is not saying to preach the good news of the kingdom, but the news that we need to repent.

  mark 1:14 "after john was arrested, jesus went to galilee preaching the good news of god" .

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  Have you repented?
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  Where have you found JW literature?

  by Funchback in

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  2. experiences

  so, yesterday i'm at bally's (a fitness center) and i'm about to get on the treadmill.

  i decided to check out their magazine rack.

  let's see...'bicycling', 'sports illustrated', 'a2z', and about 10 watchtower and awakes.

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  On my last climb to the top of Mount Kilimanjaro I found a half eaten Awake magazine from December of 93.
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  What Emotion Do You Have Now Because You Were One Of Jehovah's Witnesses?

  by minimus in

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  are you angry that you ever got involved in this religion??

  depressed??

  confused??

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  Marsupial Kong

  Unless one is born into a religion, getting involved in a religion, any religion, is stupid. It's usually a mistake made by the idealism of youth. So, my feelings about having been a JW are that it was a stupid decision. However, converting to the Roman Catholic Church would have been only somewhat less stupid. Or the Southern "Hang 'em high!" Baptists. The Church of Christ is every bit as dark and negative as the Rubadubs, they just don't go door to door with it very often. The important thing is to make strengths out of the weaknesses that led you into the open arms of a cult. If you lacked knowledge, acquire it. If you lacked critical thinking skills, acquire them.